250 Funny Easter Puns That Will Make This Holiday Extra Hoppy

Easter is the perfect time to crack some jokes and add a little humor to your celebration! Whether you’re hunting for eggs, munching on chocolate bunnies, or gathering with family, these puns will definitely put a hop in your step. 

From egg-cellent wordplay to hare-larious bunny jokes, we’ve gathered 250 of the funniest Easter puns that are guaranteed to make everyone smile. These puns are perfect for Easter cards, Instagram captions, or just making your loved ones groan at the dinner table. 

Song-Related Easter Puns

• Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
• Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
• I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
• You’re just some-bunny that I used to know.
• I whip my hare back and forth.
• I wanna dance with some-bunny.
• We found eggs in a hopeless place.
• All the bunny ladies, now put your paws up!
• Like bunny, bunny, bunny, oh! Thought you’d always carrot mine.
• That’s egg-spresso!
• I’m gonna keep on dancing at the pink bunny club.
• Shake it off, shake it off – Easter’s here!
• Don’t stop be-leafing in Easter magic.
• Sweet but psycho, this Easter bunny’s hoppin’.
• Hoppy together, if you knew what I knew.
• Some-bunny once told me the world is gonna roll me.
• Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like being an Easter bunny?
• Egg-xpresso yourself, don’t repress yourself.
• I will always love ewe this Easter.
• Hare comes the sun, doo-doo-doo-doo.
• Rolling in the peeps, we could have had it all.
• Can’t stop the peeping, everybody’s having a good time.
• This is me, this is my Easter shell.
• Thunder, feel the thunder, Easter’s coming, just surrender.
• Hopped out the bed, turn my swag on.
• It’s gonna be May – time for Easter flowers!
• Some-bunny left the cake out in the rain.

Chick Puns

• The plot chickens…
• Just chicken in on you today!
• Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
• Eating candy around the cluck today.
• There’ll be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
• Fresh outta clucks.
• Check me out!
• You’re one funny chick.
• You’re the coolest chick in the flock.
• What do all the hens do on a Friday night? Watch a chick flick.
• Let’s dance, chick-to-chick.
• Did you hear about the arguing chicks? They were walking on eggshells.
• Did you hear about the chick that went to jail? It was a bad egg.
• Did you hear about the funny chicken? It was a real comedi-hen.
• How can you tell if a chicken’s the boss? There’s a pecking order.
• Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl plays.
• Why did the chick leave home? It was time to fly the coop.
• What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
• Did you hear about the haunted chicken coop? It had a poultry-guest.
• I wanted to wish you a happy Easter, but was feeling a little chicken.
• What’s a chick’s favorite song? “Can’t Help Fowlin’ in Love.”
• Chick magnet reporting for Easter duty!
• Having an egg-cellent time with my chick friends.
• This Easter party is so clucking good!
• You crack me up, you silly chick!
• No fowl language at the Easter table, please!
• That’s im-peck-able Easter decorating!

Easter Egg Puns

• You’re a good egg.
• Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
• What an egg-citing day.
• Are you an Easter eggs-pert?
• Eggs love you very much.
• I’m putting all my eggs in one basket.
• You might not carrot at all, but you’re irresistible!
• This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it!
• Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
• All of this celebrating is eggs-hausting.
• Those Easter eggs are really to dye for.
• Easter celebrations are a great way to get people out of their shells.
• I’m egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
• I have so many egg puns, it’s not even a bunny.
• Let’s hope these Easter eggs are all they’re cracked up to be.
• I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
• How was your Easter? I’m dying to know.
• Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
• The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
• Way too egg-cited about this eggs-cellent holiday.
• I’ve been dyeing to decorate some Easter eggs!
• I need to shell out for some more Easter chocolate!
• What do all the eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble!
• That’s all for Easter Sunday, yolks.
• I’m totally eggs-hausted from organizing the egg hunt.
• What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
• Why did the Easter egg see a therapist? It was having an eggs-istential crisis.

Easter Bunny Puns

• No bunny lay a finger on my Easter candy.
• You’re so bunny, you always make me laugh.
• Can you carrot me to the store?
• Some-bunny needs a hug.
• Would you hop to the moon and back for me?
• Let’s live hoppily ever after.
• Bunny, I’m home!
• You gotta hop ’til you drop.
• Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
• This food is so good! It hops!
• Do you think I’m funny? I think I’m a bunny!
• Don’t worry, be hoppy.
• You can always count on Easter for being a good hare day.
• Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter.
• I believe it’s Easter.
• Some-bunny’s excited for Easter!
• The Easter bunny loves jewelry, especially 14 carat gold.
• I’m all ears today.
• The Easter bunny needs to be fluffier — get the hare brush.
• I love Easter so much, it’s not even a bunny.
• My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
• I don’t even care about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
• My Easter puns are very bunny.
• It’s officially time for the egg hunt — let’s hope for it!
• Gather round, and listen to my Easter tail. Don’t worry, it has a hoppy ending.
• I’m just here for the Easter candy.
• How can you tell if the Easter Bunny is possessed? He delivers deviled eggs.

Easter Puns for Cards

• Happy Eggs-ter!
• Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter.
• Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!
• Ears to you this Easter!
• Color me egg-cited to wish you a Happy Easter!
• Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!
• Happy Easter to some-bunny who always cracks me up.
• Happy Easter to a good egg!
• Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!
• Hoppy Easter to some-bunny special.
• Ears hoping you have a very Hoppy Easter!
• Hoppy Easter to my favorite practical yolker!
• Hope you have an egg-ceptional Easter this year!
• Some-bunny is thinking of you!
• Hope you have a hoppin’ good Easter!
• Have a hoppy-go-lucky Easter!
• Can’t wait to shell-ebrate Easter with you!
• Somebunny is thinking of you this Easter!
• Wishing you a hare-raising Easter.
• Happy Easter to ewe.
• I can’t eggs-press how excited I am for Easter!
• Have a happy Easter, for Peep’s sake.
• Java nice Easter!
• Eggs mark the spot!
• Jelly bean me up, Scotty!
• Happy Easter – lettuce celebrate!
• You’re my favorite peep!

Romantic Easter Puns

• Will you be my bunnytime?
• I carrot-bout you so much!
• The prettiest Easter egg in the basket!
• Your kisses are to dye for.
• Nothing makes me hoppier than you.
• There’s truly no bunny like you.
• Hey there, hop stuff.
• Some bunny loves you!
• You’re hotter than hot cross buns.
• Happy Easter to the person who brings me out of my shell.
• You might not carrot at all, but you are ear-resistible.
• Nobody cracks me up like you.
• You and I are like two Peeps in a pod.
• Happy Easter to my cuddle bunny.
• I’m always egg-static to see you.
• Every bunny needs some-bunny to love!
• No bunny compares to you.
• Without you, I’d go off the peep end!
• Let’s live hoppily ever after.
• No bunny loves you like I do.
• You are truly egg-ceptional!
• Without you, life would be egg-stremely boring.
• You’re egg-zactly what I’ve been looking for!
• I’m head over bunny tails for you.
• I think you’re ear-resistable.
• You put a hop in my step.
• We’re just two peeps in a pod.

Cute Easter Puns

• Easter Bunny wanted: No eggs-perience necessary!
• Jelly bean me up, Scotty!
• That’s me eggs-presso.
• Eggs-cuse me!
• Sorry, nobunny’s home.
• The yolk’s on you!
• Lettuce pray.
• I’m a complete basket case.
• Hamming it up.
• Beauty and the feast.
• Java nice Easter!
• Give ’em a shell!
• Eternal hop-timist.
• Love and happiness.
• You’re my favorite peep.
• Somebunny is thinking of you this Easter!
• Eggs mark the spot!
• Whose hare-brained idea was this?
• I do not carrot at all.
• Chick magnet.
• It’s Easter, hop to it!
• Easter eggs: Not all they’re cracked up to be.
• This Easter story has a hoppy ending.
• Peep-a-boo!
• Wishing you a hare-raising Easter.
• And they lived hoppily ever after.
• Does my hare look alright?

Short Easter Puns

• Easter Sunday: Hare today, gone tomorrow.
• You put a hop in my step.
• Hey there, hop stuff!
• I think you’re ear-resistable.
• Dyeing eggs: Easter said than done.
• Did somebunny say “Easter”?
• Don’t worry, be hoppy.
• You’re egg-ceptional.
• That’s all yolks!
• Omelet that slide…
• I’m egg-static over Easter.
• Prepare to dye. (Kidding.)
• Have a happy Easter, for Peep’s sake.
• The Fast and the Furriest.
• Anybunny else excited for Easter?
• We’re all just one, big, hoppy family.
• Show me the bunny!
• Official member of the eggs-ploration team.
• Eggs-pert Easter Egg hunter.
• Watch out, I’m about to go off the peep end.
• This Easter egg hunt is over-easy.
• I do not carrot at all.
• Hoppy Easter to ewe!
• Check this out!
• Hare-mail delivery!
• Hell yeah, it’s Easter!
• Egg-scuse me while I hop away!

Funny Easter Puns

• What do you call a gossipy rabbit? A busy-bunny.
• Did you hear about the hares that escaped from the zoo? Police are combing the area looking for them.
• What’s the best way to send an Easter greeting? Hare mail.
• Why don’t rabbits live very long? They’re on burrowed time.
• Did you hear the story about the sugarless jelly beans? It’s bittersweet.
• What do you call a rabbit with an encyclopedia in its jeans? Smarty pants.
• Did dinosaurs celebrate Easter? No, silly, they were egg-stinct.
• Two chicks went to a party. They had one shell at a time.
• Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
• What did one chocolate bunny say to the other? You make me melt.
• How does Peter Cottontail deliver all his eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter.
• Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because wallpapering them is impossible.
• Did you hear about the jelly bean that went to college? It wanted to be a Smartie.
• What do you call a group of rabbits walking away from you? A receding hareline.
• Why did the Easter egg see a therapist? It was having an eggs-istential crisis.
• Why do Easter eggs have such good skin? They eggs-foliate.
• How do you know if an Easter egg thinks you’re funny? It cracks up over your yokes.
• What did the Easter egg say at the end of the comedy show? That’s all yolks.
• How do Easter eggs stay in shape? Eggs-ercise.
• Why doesn’t anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they’re always dyeing.
• Why didn’t the egg come out of its room on Easter? It was a little chicken.
• Which Michael Jackson song do Easter eggs refuse to listen to? “Beat It.”
• What do you call an Easter egg from another planet? An egg-stra terrestrial.
• How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray.
• Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
• What sport did the Easter Bunny play in high school? Basketball.
• Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From egg plants, of course.

Easter Bunny Puns

• How can you tell if the Easter Bunny is possessed? He delivers deviled eggs.
• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip Hop.
• Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from work? He was having a bad hare day.
• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
• How does the Easter Bunny travel from one place to another? By hare plane.
• What does the Easter Bunny use to style his fur? A hare dryer.
• How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had egg-sperience.
• What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
• Why did the Easter Bunny take a nap? He was eggs-hausted.
• What does the Easter Bunny say when he gets home from work? “Hello, anybunny home?”
• Did you hear about the Easter Bunny that broke his leg? It was a hare-line fracture.
• What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14-carrot gold.
• Why did the Easter Bunny visit the salon? To cover its gray hare.
• How does the Easter Bunny leave a movie theater? Through the eggs-it.
• What did the Easter Bunny say when introduced to the tooth fairy? I’ve never met herbivore.
• How can the Easter Bunny afford to bring so many gifts? He’s a million-hare.
• What kind of rabbit delivers Easter eggs to fish? The Oyster Bunny.
• Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.
• Some-bunny is getting ready for Easter!
• The Easter Bunny is always hoppy to see you.
• Easter Bunny motto: Keep calm and carrot on.
• The Easter Bunny is hopping into town!
• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP, of course!
• The Easter Bunny’s favorite snack? Hop-corn!
• Why is the Easter Bunny so good at basketball? He’s great at hopping!
• The Easter Bunny never gets lost – he always knows his hare-abouts.
• What does the Easter Bunny read every morning? The Daily Hare!

Frequently Asked Questions

What are Easter puns? 

Easter puns are playful wordplays and jokes that use Easter-related words like “hoppy,” “egg-cited,” and “some-bunny” to create humorous phrases.

Why are Easter puns so popular? 

They add fun and laughter to Easter celebrations while being perfect for cards, captions, and family gatherings.

Can I use these puns on Easter cards? 

Yes, these puns are perfect for Easter cards and will make your greetings more memorable and entertaining.

Are Easter puns appropriate for kids? 

Absolutely, all these puns are family-friendly and suitable for children of all ages.

What’s the best Easter pun? 

Popular favorites include “Hoppy Easter,” “Some-bunny loves you,” and “Don’t worry, be hoppy.”

Conclusion

Easter is the perfect time to spread joy and laughter with these hilarious puns. Whether you’re writing Easter cards, planning an egg hunt, or just want to make your family groan with dad jokes, these 250 puns have you covered.

So go ahead and share these puns with your loved ones this Easter season! They’re guaranteed to add extra fun to your celebration and create memorable moments filled with laughter.