150+ elf jokes and elf puns for elf on the shelf fun

Get ready for over 150 hilarious elf jokes and puns perfect for your Elf on the Shelf fun. These clever one-liners and wordplays will add extra magic to your holiday season. Use them as daily notes from your elf or share them with family and friends. 

From silly North Pole humor to punny elf wordplay, there’s something for everyone. These jokes are kid-friendly and guaranteed to bring smiles all December long. Let the festive laughter begin.

The best elf jokes and elf puns

• What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
• Why did the elf go to therapy? He had low self-esteem.
• What’s an elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
• How do elves stay in shape? They do elf-robics.
• What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
• Why are elves such great listeners? They’re all ears!
• What’s an elf’s favorite smartphone? The North Pole-aroid.
• How do elves get around town? On the elf-evator!
• What do elves use to take notes? Their elf-abet tablets.
• Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log!
• What do you call a rich elf? Welfy!
• How do elves greet each other? “Small world, isn’t it?”
• What’s an elf’s favorite dessert? Shortbread!
• Why don’t elves ever get lost? They have good self-awareness.
• What do elves post on social media? Elfies!
• How do elves communicate? On the tele-phone!
• What’s an elf’s favorite coffee? A short espresso!
• Why did the elf go to college? To improve his elf-ucation!
• What do you call an elf detective? Sherlock Gnomes!
• How do elves make decisions? They trust their gut shelf!
• What’s an elf’s favorite candy? Hershey’s Kisses, because they’re fun-sized!
• Why are elves so good at basketball? They know how to stay low and dribble!
• What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A pun-sized comedian!
• How do elves pay for things? With jingle bills!
• What’s an elf’s favorite game? Miniature golf!

Funny elf jokes

• What do you call a scary elf? A nightmare before Christmas!
• Why did the elf fail his driving test? He couldn’t reach the pedals!
• What do elves do after school? Their gnome-work!
• Why was the elf crying? He stubbed his mistle-toe!
• What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want—he can’t hear you!
• How does an elf answer the phone? “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”
• Why don’t elves like talking about their height? It’s a short subject!
• What do you get when you cross an elf with a vampire? Frostbite!
• Why did the elf sleep under the car? He wanted to wake up oily!
• What do elves read in the morning? The small print!
• Why was the elf so good at gardening? He had a green thumb-elina!
• What do you call an elf who won the lottery? A little richer!
• Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist? He had low self-esteem!
• What do elves make sandwiches with? Shortbread!
• Why don’t elves ever win at poker? They always get dealt a short hand!
• What’s an elf’s favorite type of pizza? Small personal pan!
• Why did the elf bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were in the house!
• What do you call an elf who just won a race? A little ahead!
• Why are elves so good at soccer? They’re great at short passes!
• What did the elf say to the rude reindeer? “That’s not very selfish of you!”
• Why did the elf quit his job? He wanted to pursue self-employment!
• What’s an elf’s least favorite weather? When it’s a little chilly!
• Why don’t elves use bookmarks? They prefer cliff-gnomes!
• What do you call an elf in a can? Condensed elf!
• Why was the elf always invited to parties? He was a little fun!

More great elf on the shelf jokes

• What does Elf on the Shelf eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
• Why did Elf on the Shelf go to school? To improve his shelf-control!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s favorite exercise? Shelf-stretches!
• Why is Elf on the Shelf so good at hiding? He’s had years of shelf-experience!
• What does Elf on the Shelf do when he’s bored? Netflix and shelf!
• Why did Elf on the Shelf become a librarian? He loved being on the shelf!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s favorite store? The Dollar Tree—everything’s within reach!
• How does Elf on the Shelf stay organized? He uses a shelf-management system!
• Why did Elf on the Shelf start a band? He wanted to be a shelf-made star!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s favorite movie? “Elf” on repeat!
• Why is Elf on the Shelf so photogenic? He knows his best shelf!
• What does Elf on the Shelf say when he leaves? “I’ll be Bach!” (from the top shelf)
• Why did Elf on the Shelf go to the gym? To work on his shelf-confidence!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s favorite subject? Shelf-studies!
• Why does Elf on the Shelf love December? It’s his shelf-by date!
• What did Elf on the Shelf say to the cookie? “I’m watching you crumble!”
• Why is Elf on the Shelf always smiling? He’s shelf-satisfied!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s favorite sport? Self-defense!
• Why did Elf on the Shelf become a therapist? To help with shelf-help!
• What does Elf on the Shelf do on vacation? He takes a shelf-ie tour!
• Why is Elf on the Shelf so popular? He’s got shelf-appeal!
• What’s Elf on the Shelf’s motto? “Check your-shelf before you wreck your-shelf!”
• Why did Elf on the Shelf open a bakery? He kneaded the dough on the shelf!
• What does Elf on the Shelf wear to bed? His shelf-care pajamas!
• Why is Elf on the Shelf terrible at secrets? He’s always spotted on the shelf!

Hilarious Christmas elf jokes for kids

• What do you call an elf who can sing and dance? Elf-is Presley!
• Why do elves make great friends? They’re always spreading cheer!
• What’s an elf’s favorite snack? Crisp Pringles—they come in small cans!
• Why did the elf bring string to work? To tie up loose ends at the workshop!
• What do elves say when they take a picture? “Say jingle cheese!”
• Why are Santa’s helpers such good workers? They give it to their elf!
• What do you call an elf who tells bad jokes? A real jingle-bell joker!
• Why did the elf wear sunglasses? Because his future was so bright!
• What’s an elf’s favorite video game? Fortnite—two-week seasons!
• How do elves clean Santa’s sleigh? With Santa-tizer!
• What do you call an elf stuck in a bottle? A message from the North Pole!
• Why did the elf eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
• What’s an elf’s favorite vegetable? Shortcake squash!
• Why do elves love knock-knock jokes? They’re always a-door-able!
• What did the gingerbread man say to the elf? “Catch me if you can—oh wait, you’re fast!”
• Why did the elf paint Santa’s workshop? To make it more elf-ective!
• What’s an elf’s favorite dance? The jingle bell rock!
• Why do elves never get sick? They have plenty of vitamin Elf-C!
• What did the elf say to the Christmas tree? “You’re tree-mendous!”
• Why did the elf cross the road? To get to the workshop on the other side!
• What’s an elf’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline—it’s always short!
• Why are elves never lonely? They have lots of little friends!
• What do elves write with? Pen-guin pens!
• Why did the elf giggle at the candy cane? It was funny!
• What’s an elf’s favorite bedtime story? Short stories!

More short elf jokes for Christmas giggles

• Why are elves so cool? They have North Pole-arity!
• What do elves cook with? Utensils from the small appliance section!
• Why did the elf blush? He saw Santa Claus!
• What’s an elf’s favorite drink? Eggnog in a shot glass!
• Why did the elf sit on the clock? He wanted to work overtime!
• What do elves wear on their feet? Mistle-toes!
• Why are elves terrible at basketball? They always travel!
• What’s an elf’s favorite science? Chemis-tree!
• Why did the elf go outside? To get some fresh heir!
• What do elves use to fix things? Santa’s little helpers!
• Why did the elf love winter? Snow is very fun!
• What’s an elf’s favorite instrument? The small drum!
• Why are elves good at math? They know their short division!
• What do elves put on their toast? Jingle jam!
• Why did the elf wear a belt? To hold up his little pants!
• What’s an elf’s favorite flower? Forget-me-gnomes!
• Why do elves love Christmas? It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
• What do elves ride at the fair? The merry-go-round!
• Why are elves always happy? They’re full of Christmas spirit!
• What’s an elf’s favorite fruit? Small berries!
• Why did the elf climb the tree? To see the star up close!
• What do elves say when they’re surprised? “Oh my jingle bells!”
• Why are elves good singers? They hit all the high notes!
• What’s an elf’s favorite color? Small-moon pink!
• Why did the elf hug the Christmas tree? He was pining for affection!

The best elf puns

• Elf and safety first!
• I’m feeling elf-ul today!
• Let’s give it the old elf-ort!
• That’s none of your elf-airs!
• I can’t help my-elf!
• You’ve got to elf yourself!
• Believe in your-elf!
• Make your-elf at home!
• Express your-elf this Christmas!
• Keep it to your-elf!
• Don’t hurt your-elf laughing!
• Go elf yourself… to some cookies!
• I’ll do it my-elf!
• That’s all I have to elf!
• Control your-elf!
• Treat yo-elf this holiday season!
• Find your-elf a merry Christmas!
• Pace your-elf with the eggnog!
• Elf me, I’m falling for Christmas!
• Let your-elf be merry!
• Get your-elf ready for Santa!
• Prove your-elf at the North Pole!
• Distance your-elf from the Grinch!
• Remind your-elf to be jolly!
• Love your-elf and spread cheer!

More funny elf puns

• Have an elf-tastic Christmas!
• This is un-elf-ievable!
• Feeling elf-ated this holiday!
• That’s absolutely elf-mazing!
• You’re looking elf-egant tonight!
• This party is self-exceptional!
• I’m self-static about Christmas!
• That’s elf-identally awesome!
• Stay elf-ert for Santa!
• This cocoa is self-finely delicious!
• You’re elf-quisite!
• What an effortless decoration!
• This is elf-tremely festive!
• Elf-vator music for Christmas shopping!
• That’s an elegant solution!
• Elf-aborate decorations this year!
• The elf-ects of Christmas magic!
• Elf-iciency at the workshop!
• An elf-oquent holiday speech!
• Elf-asive like Santa’s helpers!
• The element of surprise!
• Elf-usive Christmas magic!
• Elf-ormous holiday spirit!
• Elf-phant in the workshop? Never!
• Simply self-amazing in every way!

One last elf pun

• Well, I guess I’ll just see my-elf out!
• Time to put these jokes on the shelf!
• That’s all, folks—the elf has left the building!
• Don’t worry, I’ll show my-elf to the door!
• I’m elf-ing out of here!
• Consider your-elf entertained!
• That’s the end—elf-inally!
• I’ll be taking my-elf home now!
• Thanks for reading—now go treat yo-elf!
• You’ve earned your-elf a break from these puns!
• That’s it—I’ve out-punned my-elf!
• Time to shelf these jokes for next year!
• Elf-ter all those puns, you deserve a rest!
• I’ve given it to my elf—that’s all!
• And that’s how you elf your way through Christmas!
• Remember to be kind to your-elf this holiday!
• Now go spread some self-cheer!
• I’m officially all punned out—elf over!
• That’s the last one—I promise my-elf!
• Keep calm and elf on!
• May your days be merry and your puns be elf-ful!
• Sign-elf, Your Friendly Neighborhood Elf!
• Until next year, elf will have a wonderful Christmas!
• I’ll stop now before I embarrass my-elf!
• Merry Christmas to all, and to elf a good night!

Frequently Asked Questions

What are elf puns? 

Elf puns are wordplay jokes that use “elf” as a substitute for words like “self” or incorporate elf-related themes for humorous effect.

Can I use these elf jokes for kids? 

Yes, all these jokes are family-friendly and perfect for children of all ages during the Christmas season.

How can I use these jokes with Elf on the Shelf? 

Print them on small cards and leave them as daily notes from your elf, or use them in text messages from your elf to the kids.

Are these puns good for Christmas cards? 

Absolutely! These puns add a festive, lighthearted touch to holiday cards, social media posts, and family gatherings.

What’s the difference between elf jokes and elf puns? 

Elf jokes are complete humorous stories or questions with punchlines, while elf puns focus specifically on wordplay using “elf” sounds.

Conclusion

These 150+ elf jokes and puns are the perfect way to bring extra laughter and magic to your holiday season. Whether you’re using them with your Elf on the Shelf, sharing them at family gatherings, or adding them to Christmas cards, these jokes will spread smiles and festive cheer. 

The best part about elf humor is that it’s timeless and appeals to both kids and adults alike. Don’t be afraid to get creative with how you use these puns throughout December. Mix and match them, write them in funny voices, or create your own variations.